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avatar psychoticwaffle2 18 day.ago

A failure to follow BASIC instructions

She gives him this order: "I need you to go to the grocery store and pick up 10 eggs, while you are there I need you to get 20 bags of bread and I need you to get two gallons of milk. also, if you can then go to Subway which is 13 minutes away and bring back two sandwiches for lunch and some popcorn. After that you can return here" He never came back home.

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